Citizen of the "No Tar" Republic.

I once met a man who claimed to be a citizen of the "no tar" republic. Well, actually he said he was a "no tar" republic. But I understood what he meant. The language barrier, coming from some tar-less land to this tar-full land must have been incredible. Poor guy.

He tried to stamp my affidavit. So I hit him with a pitchfork and buried him in the peat bog out back. I can only hope his corpse felt at home, what with the total absence of tar there...